Anonymous asked: spoiler alert: they all die in the end
what is this a spoiler for ??
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
reblog if your url represents who you really areDo you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real