Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor
"You can’t say “I don’t do politics”, because silence is a political statement."
- Tariq Ramadan (via uniteforpalestine)
i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years
I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC
why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom
when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
(Source: jadelust, via oddteens)
Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom
(Source: flirtytwink, via fake-mermaid)
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road